nitramaraho:

gaysemiotics:

dirtylittledamsel:

cops on Queer Eye:

• are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find
• their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked
• when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation 
  

firefighters on Queer Eye:

• try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters 
• let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest
• let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks
• take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves
• their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen
• the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation
  

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

I mean they do it’s just usually prefaced with “Can I please”

ohpierre:

flaminganakin:

pettyrevenge:

Old People Restaurant Scam. You know the scam. Whine about perfectly good food to get some sort of comp.

In their old age, my parents befriended another older couple who would pull this stunt everywhere they went. After my mother told me a few stories about how their new friends had shown them how to get discounted or free meals, I felt like I was suddenly the responsible adult, concerned about the bad influence these people were on my parents.

While visiting my parents with my girlfriend, this other couple attended dinner with us. As I expected, the food was brought to the table and they immediately began dramatically complaining to one another about the quality/taste/temperature/etc. They were making a scene in order to attract the attention of the waitress. When our waitress returned to ask how we were doing, the miserable old bastard who played the lead role in their act took a deep breathe, struck a dramatic pose (with his hand raised to begin gesticulating for emphasis) and bega–I leaned forward and cut him off before he could finish the first word: “Everything is absolutely fantastic. It’s all great! Thank you very much!” She smiled, and began her obligatory “Great, well if you need any–” when he made a second attempt. “We come here all the time an–”. I didn’t acknowledge that he was speaking at all, repeated that all was just as we ordered and thank her again.

He was stunned and thrown off from his routine by my interruption. During this pause the waitress walked away (It seemed clear that she knew what they were trying to accomplish). He turned bright red. I turned to my girlfriend and, smiling and without lowering my voice, stated how pitiful it is that some people could be dishonest, deceitful and put at risk the livelihood of a cook, server or hostess for a pathetic discount or a free early-bird special. My passive-aggressive reverse-parenting broke my parents of the habit in short time.

And baby boomers talk shit about Millennials being entitled

As a Jimmy Johns employee for three years, the largest demographic that scams us for sandwiches are older than 40.

communismed:

wunkolo:

grawly:

It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers”

Y2K…….

2!!!

thehotgirlproject:

todaysbird:

mocking-blue:

mage-of-markarth:

noisypitta:

fistopher:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

kinka-juice:

house-of-crows:

questionablemotivations:

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

aw dangit

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

Wool in different weights is also one of the best fabrics for different climates and if woven tightly water resistant. Which in turn means no harmful waterproofers needed on the cloth. Unless it’s something like bees wax. But felted is basically one of the best fabrics for cold weather. It self regulates temperature. Plastic? You bake in plastic. Even the lightweight stuff. I’ve worn full Elizabethan clothing in Florida and the worst bit was the poly brocade doublet. The wool dress and linen shift kept me cool.

A good farmer and this is most farmers do NOT harm their sheep shearing them and it benefits the sheep. So what would you have? An irreparably damaged planet full of plastic? Or happy sheep and decent cloth that won’t pollute once finished with?

Like everything sometimes humans take shit too far like can we even talk about some vegans not eating honey like the bees are dying and they think eating honey is a bad thing! It’s NOT! some animal products actually are better for then the environment than their substitute SOY is actually an environmental destroyer!

Like I actually have nothing against vegans but some of them are so arrgoant while doing things they are doing things that are even worse for the planet!

wool is a great material that doesn’t cause harm to animals! the same with honey - it causes no harm to the bees when produced correctly. and honestly, when leather is produced from cows slaughtered anyway, i’d rather that that material goes to good use instead of just being wasted.

I accidentally really likes this post over the original one I had but someone had posted about alpaca fur and it’s flame retardant and perfect for people who are allergic to wool

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

edgelord: americans are just disgusting and overpopulating the world, breeding too much, everyones having a kid, poor people wont stop when will this end

scientists shaking head:

I’m pretty sure we can use this as evidence of capitalism literally destroying the population in the usa. People can’t even maintain what we had in the past because living conditions are becoming so poor.

the CDC isn’t offering an explanation because “people don’t have fucking money and work too much” doesn’t make the united states government look very good.

bmgmw:

elodieunderglass:

dingo-inna-domino-mask:

dukeofbookingham:

sandersstudies:

all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me:

sandersstudies:

fainsworld:

pleaseletthisjimbetaken:

sandersstudies:

samsjammaam:

sandersstudies:

roman-flair:

sandersstudies:

rinofwater:

sandersstudies:

i-will-physically-fight-you:

sandersstudies:

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

#welcome to where nuance goes to die

Magnificent

mothsfuzz:

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

iskinaary:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

iskinaary:

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

Okay but have you just concidered

Robert Downey Jr.

i have and i don’t care about him